How to: Fake Sick
By Sam Kantrow on March 19, 2012, 12:07pm
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Driving into work with the windows down, I couldn't have been happier. Walking out of my car...I couldn't be happier. Walking into the building, something got over me, and I suddenly started feeling sick. Didn't you feel it also? The weather is wayyyy to nice to be stuck inside all day, but unfortunately, you haven't exhibited symptoms of "the office bug", and you just left for lunch. You don't want to come back do you? But you'll get fired if you don't! So what do you do? Well, fake sick!
P.S. This article is written for "entertainment" purposes only, and is in no way intended as a guide for you to call out sick on a beautiful spring-like day...although I don't blame you if you do! If it get's you fired, it's not my fault!